Everyone
have lived occasionally one of those situations where we would like to ENORRMMMEE hole in the ground and put your head for a month and a half at least ...
... of course I was not going to be less!
Today I decided to tell you "that" situation in which I spent a shame that I was dying!
was two years ago when I lived in Vinaròs, then many Friday I came by train to Valencia ... ... that Friday, a colleague ... rare cojones!, offered to take me to the station by car and so saved me waiting at bus ... I accepted (not fit in my of happiness !)... in the car going: his son (a student home from school where she worked ... and these students movidito movidito !!!), her husband, she and I ...
was an abysmal silence of these bother you ... then said
- Mary, your son is just like your husband eh ???... come on, you can not deny, are Cagaos Cagaos!
The child's eyes out their sockets, she looked in the rearview mirror and said
- Incarnation, Paco is not the father of my son ....
Diosssssss .... imagine my face !!!!!... a poem !!!!!
What did I say? ...
- Oysters Mary, because I swear I had seen them like !!!!!
Thankfully, that despite being a bit odd, the aunt smiled ...
When we arrived at the station and got off the car ... again latirme the heart !!!!!
and you ???... remember how embarrassing situation as the most embarrassing ?????
embarrassment ... What do you have? 
... Catch me, wrap me, flood over me, over me, captivate me, seduce me, I love, I dazzle, attract me, I hooked, I spell ...
... I wish, I seek, I wish, I yearn, I intend, I prefer you, rush you, chase you, you claim, you wait, you can imagine, I dream ...
... I like! ... (Time).
Aurelio 
Today I will talk to my roommate before ... tannn was peculiar, so therefore we did discover a new world.
Tan "special" was, we decided to do a blog commenting on their stories ... this blog is now closed long ago, but today, rescued one of those entries:
- My compilation, Aurelio call it, we loved "cleaning toilets" in fact, is all cleaned, did not like doing cleaning rotation, he only existed by and for the WC ... My theory was that putting cameras to see us in the shower with Cris and me and that was sooo hidden so you do not we discovered ... Overall, this was as close as you could be the body of a woman .... cruelll, I'm cruel! jajajaja !!!!! (Today no longer enjoy our body serrano my friend! JO JO JO!)
On Monday, Aurelio had to clean the bathroom (well, actually it was a Monday of every month ... because more not cleaned, come on, the bathroom was enough to eat on the floor ....)
For this, he gathered the material necessary to perform the task "as God commanded ... (EJEM!) "
- Latex gloves (because it's all latex that you can use this man ...)
- Wipes
- Y na more (porque.. Pa what? ... Anyway, I think you should look in the SAR (as it was so fond of the dictionary) the word bleach ... if it sounds familiar ...)
yeahhhh, yeah, I know what you're thinking and the answer is yeah ... cleaned the toilet with toallitass!
addition, only used two fingers, thumb and forefinger, with a movement pinzatorio "and took his SUPER Disinfecting Wipes yyy aleeee to rub ...
"clean" the toilet, which is what most caught his hand ...
then stood him up to the toilet ... above the cup, the cup below ... the inside ... not spent much time, what we're going to cheat ... In addition, the yellow spot was life ... would have put her name because I got sooooo share intimate moments, at least have known how to address it (accepting suggestions ... but no longer live there ... but if one day visit)
We continue with the cleanup, or, rather, not cleaning, because the tub and bidet you forgot, in fact, the corners of the tub I think they grew tiny beings whose God, of course, was Aurelio, because he was the GRAND CREADORRRR, today there will be up circus dwarves there ...
Well, bidet, that grannn female cleaning partner, FE-ME-NI-NA, clarooo, Aurelio did not have "apple" what we expected? ... once, I took courage and said:
face: Aurelio, how clean the bidet? AURELIO
: That?? but if that is not used
face: do you not?? it for me every morning I wash my dreamy little thing! AURELIO
:??
I think he thought the bidet was a sink for children I had not missed any day inviting him to a neighbor's son only to discover the pleasure of seeing washing hands in a bidet ... yes, if someday I will invite him great because with all the circus dwarf who has already in the corner of the tub ...
Aurelio finally ... I just hope you continue to "cultivating life
(In the background were a good fellow!)
